The Perp

Although he is no stranger to the back of the squad car, he insists that he’s “not a bad guy, I’m just misunderstood.” Banned from the local petting zoo and fired from his job at the animal shelter, the perp (as he is referred to by the local authorities) is currently looking for work as a farm hand: “You should hire me because I really get into my work.” Favorite Christmas Memory: “watching scary movies with my sister-in-law… she’s so hot!” Favorite Scary Movie: “anything with zombies, sis says I have zombies on the brain!”